Puppy poo

A dog can be worse than a child. A smart, manipulative dog IS way worse than a child. Malkin can be the most frustrating piece of poop...in...my...entire...life. He just took a toy tank from the bookshelf and ran around the table. This is not unusual as he thinks it's a game. Or maybe he does it to purposefully annoy me. Mission accomplished, stupid dog. We could literally run around the table, me losing at the chasing game, and he will never drop it. And it's not just the toy. It's heels (his favorite...not gay, I promise), bras (lost of a few now), socks (his ABSOLUTE favorite), or any thing that is on the ground that he thinks he could destroy and have his way with.
Boy, I could use a babysitter.

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