To the ladies of the world:
When relieving yourself in a public restroom, please dispose of your pads in the trash. The toilet is not a trash can. It is not large enough to flush a single pad down and it is DEFINITELY not large enough to flush two down. Your barista is not your personal cleaning lady. She does not want to come unplug the toilet because you were too embarrassed (let's be honest, probably just lazy) to dispose of it correctly. Also, please know that when they've been sitting in water for too long, they retain water. Meaning, the two pads together weigh about 52 pounds. 
I have never been so violated in my life.

On that note, I babysit a few favorite kids of mine. Lots of wrestling, flips, giggles, videos, and things Mommy probably just shouldn't know.

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